Oh no he didn't!

This is not a conversation, but some recent one liners:

Huz:  wow, if my dad gave me a bowl of carrots for snack, I’d throw them at him. What’s wrong with our kids?

Big: In Kindergarten, we don’t have a caboose. We have more substantial jobs. (like what?) Leader.

Middle: Mommy, is Santa really watching at Shabbat?

Nana: Well, the next time you talk to the doctor, you tell him Nana suggests cereal. (Mom, you swore you’d never…)

Friend who recently became a Grandmother: I read him a story. He paid attention. He’s going to Harvard.

Me: Guilt. What guilt? Sorry, I don’t have any guilt. Oh….

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Julie Meyers Pron has written 894 post in this blog.

mom of 3 and wife, Julie is a former elementary school teacher and a Public Relations manager. She is the owner/editor of Just Precious, founding partner of Just Centsible, and a team member of Splash Creative Media. Julie is a PTOer, volunteer, elementary educator and that's just the beginning of the list!

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