This is not a conversation, but some recent one liners:
Huz: wow, if my dad gave me a bowl of carrots for snack, I’d throw them at him. What’s wrong with our kids?
Big: In Kindergarten, we don’t have a caboose. We have more substantial jobs. (like what?) Leader.
Middle: Mommy, is Santa really watching at Shabbat?
Nana: Well, the next time you talk to the doctor, you tell him Nana suggests cereal. (Mom, you swore you’d never…)
Friend who recently became a Grandmother: I read him a story. He paid attention. He’s going to Harvard.
Me: Guilt. What guilt? Sorry, I don’t have any guilt. Oh….
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