Overheard

While giving Little a bath:

Mommy! I see her p-e-n-i-s.* –Middle

She doesn’t have a p-e-n-i-s. –me

What’s that called again that she does have? –Middle

Its called her v-a-g-i-n-a. –me

Oh. And what’s that called in Spanish? –Middle.

I really don’t remember that, buddy. –me. (They don’t teach those body parts in high school Spanish. I don’t even think I learned it in my university class at Villanova.)

Oh. Well, what’s it called in my school’s language? –Middle.

You mean Hebrew? –me.

Oh, yeah, Hebrew. –Middle.

You know, I have no idea. You should ask Marci. –me.

That’s a great idea, Mom. Marci knows everything. –Middle.

*No, we don’t typically spell out words in our house. We call them what they’re called. I just included the dashes to keep the pervs at bay.

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mom of 3 and wife, Julie is a former elementary school teacher and a Public Relations manager. She is the owner/editor of Just Precious, founding partner of Just Centsible, and a team member of Splash Creative Media. Julie is a PTOer, volunteer, elementary educator and that's just the beginning of the list!

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